The Latex catsuit
A black latex cat suit. Made for a woman. I was told that the famous “House of Harlots” had supplied these particular costumes of restriction and torture. They had supplied costumes to such people as Lady Gaga and Beyonce. Now imagine that they are designed to pull in, up and together all those female parts that tend to spread out, drop down and fall apart. Only on bodies that are still saveable. I am a man, trained and relatively slim despite a good amount of muscle and my “bits” are in different places and hang in different ways. This was not going to be easy. “Lots of powder” and the German word that I am told suits is “Gewalt” which translates to something like violence. With 3 people helping to pull stretch twist and tuck and I was finally in. Was that it? NO NOT YET!
High heels? No! These where high sole and higher heels. I have parodied Bruce Darnell in “Einfach Bach”, Dirk Bach’s TV show. I have parodied Bruce in a German TV film. I have worked with Bruce as a model and work as a model choreographer , so I know what I am talking about when I say these shoes where beyond what could be expected from anyone but the most professional of all transvestites. Five steps and I had to give up. Was that now finally it for all torture? NO!
The latex suits need to have that film sheen, that shiny look. This they achieve with a silicon spray. That sounds simple. Well this spray comes out freezing, and I mean freezing cold. This on a thin skin tight cat suit and needs to be sprayed carefully everywhere. These things are made for the deepest sadist masochistic fetishes. The demon with the spray had an east German or Russian accent. It needed little imagination to add a uniform. I was finally screen ready. The Video
Now before you think that this was the end. I had to wear 3 different cat suites and try to drum in high higher heels. Needs no further explanation, you imagination is correct What was Frank Farian like? Well I have to sadly admit that I found him a very cool very professional person who knew what he wants. No negative secrets and no diva stories to sell to any newspapers or magazines. Not even any material about him to use in any of my up coming comedy shows. B.B. Queen is an American soul singer with incredible camera presence and the whole team was a pleasure to work with. So it looks like I am the only one with an embarrassing and scandalous, if you call it that, story to tell.
Here it was.Keep watching and reading. This was not the first and won’t be the last of my weird experiences. It is just the first time I have had a place to post it. If you want to follow the exploits of a performing comedic actor and stand up comedian then catch you HERE next months for whatever there is to tell you then. If you want to see and hear the track and see the video then watch out for the new single from B.B. Queen “Do Wah Di Di.” Pwritten and produced by Frank farina. See you back soon,
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